Good friends help now and forget to judge later.
I was tossing the contents of board games onto the floor so we could play “Barfy Cleans Up My Mess” when I noticed a strange pattern in the dumped Scrabble tiles. Before I could ask Ralph if he could figure it out, he scampered off somewhere.
Barfy was having trouble with the ladies so I offered to help him with his face.
Fluffs needs to learn what personal space is.
How did I get here and why am I still here.
Pookie is still trying to get used to someone idolizing him.
Nabisco has insidious packaging. I sat down to a have a calculated mid day snack and I found out that each one of their go-pak cups contains 3.5 servings instead of 1. How am I going to explain eating 60 servings of assorted cookies to my trainer.
I either need to find a friend that understands the gentle care my glorious tail needs or I need longer arms.
They must never know.
I was giving Grumps a routine check up and Barfy brought in the wrong xrays, which led to them discovering I was not licensed to do anything medical. I really should fire that frog.
doing my nails lol text it #nails #nofilter #summer2013 #hashtag #lol #yolo
Pookie and I got stuck in an intense game of slap cats for about two weeks and forgot to update the blog. Sorrryyy.
Matilda really over dresses when she has to walk from her room to the kitchen.
Whenever I go to a fancy restaurant, I always bring some things from my herb drawer since they will probably not have the condiments I need.
Which one says, “I am an important business man that could help your career if you put more chicken on that Chipotle burrito.”?