Toast With The Most
witabushytail:

Oh boy, I was getting ready for my volunteer nursing rounds at the local hospice, when I noticed a note by the computer!  It says, “Dear roommate of the Anura order, Feel free to make a post on the blog today.  This isn’t a trap.”  I don’t have much to say today, except I need to get my scrubs tailored.  They hang on me like Squirrely’s saddlebags, loose and without regard for children who may be present.

witabushytail:

Oh boy, I was getting ready for my volunteer nursing rounds at the local hospice, when I noticed a note by the computer!  It says, “Dear roommate of the Anura order, Feel free to make a post on the blog today.  This isn’t a trap.”  I don’t have much to say today, except I need to get my scrubs tailored.  They hang on me like Squirrely’s saddlebags, loose and without regard for children who may be present.

pizzzatime:

future accountant

pizzzatime:

future accountant

garyfuckingoak:

Haters wanna hate,
Lovers wanna love,
I don’t even want,
None of the above.
I want to piss on you.
Yes I do, I’ll piss on you,
I’ll pee on you. 

New fav GIF

sofapizza:

robotlauren:

devdevnumnums:

I NEVER WANT TO STOP WATCHING THIS.

“was i just in a three-way?!”

Sup Niggas

Sup Niggas

disturbingimages:

glamor-smashed-face submitted:   Every complaint about this blog

disturbingimages:

glamor-smashed-face submitted:   Every complaint about this blog