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witabushytail:

I know the narrative is confusing Baby, so let me break it down for you.  Jack Nicholson and his family are taking a vacation at a secluded hotel to relieve Jack’s stress about finishing his novella. Luckily, the hotel is full of zany occupants, who occasionally pop out and play pranks to keep the mood light.

witabushytail:

I know the narrative is confusing Baby, so let me break it down for you.  Jack Nicholson and his family are taking a vacation at a secluded hotel to relieve Jack’s stress about finishing his novella. Luckily, the hotel is full of zany occupants, who occasionally pop out and play pranks to keep the mood light.

witabushytail:

As an act of kindness, I have contracted myself to make a series of snow statues for the city of Cleveland.  I aim to appease the winter gods that have stricken this great city with a case of the “I am going to drop a nut if I have to shovel this driveway again.”  Nothing says ease up like a city covered in snow squirrels.

witabushytail:

As an act of kindness, I have contracted myself to make a series of snow statues for the city of Cleveland.  I aim to appease the winter gods that have stricken this great city with a case of the “I am going to drop a nut if I have to shovel this driveway again.”  Nothing says ease up like a city covered in snow squirrels.

witabushytail:

The power went out today and I was revved up to lead the survivors in a kill or be killed struggle for power and safety.  But before I could get my Lord of the Flies on, Pookie organized a game of Nanagrams that lasted until the lights and internet returned.

witabushytail:

The power went out today and I was revved up to lead the survivors in a kill or be killed struggle for power and safety.  But before I could get my Lord of the Flies on, Pookie organized a game of Nanagrams that lasted until the lights and internet returned.

witabushytail:

Good friends help now and forget to judge later.

witabushytail:

Good friends help now and forget to judge later.

witabushytail:

I was tossing the contents of board games onto the floor so we could play “Barfy Cleans Up My Mess” when I noticed a strange pattern in the dumped Scrabble tiles.  Before I could ask Ralph if he could figure it out, he scampered off somewhere.

witabushytail:

I was tossing the contents of board games onto the floor so we could play “Barfy Cleans Up My Mess” when I noticed a strange pattern in the dumped Scrabble tiles.  Before I could ask Ralph if he could figure it out, he scampered off somewhere.

witabushytail:

Barfy was having trouble with the ladies so I offered to help him with his face.  

witabushytail:

Barfy was having trouble with the ladies so I offered to help him with his face.  

witabushytail:

Fluffs needs to learn what personal space is.

witabushytail:

Fluffs needs to learn what personal space is.

witabushytail:

How did I get here and why am I still here.

witabushytail:

How did I get here and why am I still here.

witabushytail:

Pookie is still trying to get used to someone idolizing him.

witabushytail:

Pookie is still trying to get used to someone idolizing him.

witabushytail:

Nabisco has insidious packaging.  I sat down to a have a calculated mid day snack and I found out that each one of their go-pak cups contains 3.5 servings instead of 1.  How am I going to explain eating 60 servings of assorted cookies to my trainer.

witabushytail:

Nabisco has insidious packaging.  I sat down to a have a calculated mid day snack and I found out that each one of their go-pak cups contains 3.5 servings instead of 1.  How am I going to explain eating 60 servings of assorted cookies to my trainer.

witabushytail:

I either need to find a friend that understands the gentle care my glorious tail needs or I need longer arms.

witabushytail:

I either need to find a friend that understands the gentle care my glorious tail needs or I need longer arms.

witabushytail:

They must never know.

witabushytail:

They must never know.

witabushytail:

I was giving Grumps a routine check up and Barfy brought in the wrong xrays, which led to them discovering I was not licensed to do anything medical.  I really should fire that frog.

witabushytail:

I was giving Grumps a routine check up and Barfy brought in the wrong xrays, which led to them discovering I was not licensed to do anything medical.  I really should fire that frog.

clevermultifandomurl:

doing my nails lol text it #nails #nofilter #summer2013 #hashtag #lol #yolo

clevermultifandomurl:

doing my nails lol text it #nails #nofilter #summer2013 #hashtag #lol #yolo

witabushytail:

Pookie and I got stuck in an intense game of slap cats for about two weeks and forgot to update the blog.  Sorrryyy.

witabushytail:

Pookie and I got stuck in an intense game of slap cats for about two weeks and forgot to update the blog.  Sorrryyy.