witabushytail:

Good friends help now and forget to judge later.

witabushytail:

I was tossing the contents of board games onto the floor so we could play “Barfy Cleans Up My Mess” when I noticed a strange pattern in the dumped Scrabble tiles.  Before I could ask Ralph if he could figure it out, he scampered off somewhere.

witabushytail:

Barfy was having trouble with the ladies so I offered to help him with his face.  

witabushytail:

Fluffs needs to learn what personal space is.

witabushytail:

How did I get here and why am I still here.

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Pookie is still trying to get used to someone idolizing him.

witabushytail:

Nabisco has insidious packaging.  I sat down to a have a calculated mid day snack and I found out that each one of their go-pak cups contains 3.5 servings instead of 1.  How am I going to explain eating 60 servings of assorted cookies to my trainer.

witabushytail:

I either need to find a friend that understands the gentle care my glorious tail needs or I need longer arms.

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They must never know.

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I was giving Grumps a routine check up and Barfy brought in the wrong xrays, which led to them discovering I was not licensed to do anything medical.  I really should fire that frog.

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doing my nails lol text it #nails #nofilter #summer2013 #hashtag #lol #yolo

witabushytail:

Pookie and I got stuck in an intense game of slap cats for about two weeks and forgot to update the blog.  Sorrryyy.

witabushytail:

Matilda really over dresses when she has to walk from her room to the kitchen.

witabushytail:

Whenever I go to a fancy restaurant, I always bring some things from my herb drawer since they will probably not have the condiments I need.

witabushytail:

Which one says, “I am an important business man that could help your career if you put more chicken on that Chipotle burrito.”?